GOD and I have many great conversations. We have a great relationship. He loves my questions. I ask and he answers.
So today, I was thinking about something for a few minutes, and forgot to get the GOD side of things. So I asked:
When Will The Power Of Truth Make The Whole Country See What Is True ?
… AND THEN THE GOOD LORD SAID…
How else will I enjoy the humor of ignorance?…
Ok, so you american earthlings came up with this Jesus dude being born on December 25th! Who came up with celebrating Jesus with something that has nothing to do with Jesus at all? Who gave you all the idea of encouraging falsehoods about a imagined person named Santa, and some flying deer, who delivers gifts for all the good folks? Hundreds of years later, it still makes me laugh. GOD almighty is thoroughly amused. If you american earthlings didn’t make me laugh so much, my boredom would be everlasting. You all are so funny, I sometimes put off the creation of another solar system, just for a view of what is next. LOLOLOLOL….
Even still, the desire for many to fully ignore my gifts while placing demonic importance around falsehoods as in “The Holidays,” overpowers me even. It makes me even want to be the first in line to get the first copy of the video game:
“Jesus Christ Versus Santa Claus”
(The Battle For Capitalism Supremacy. The Showdown Betwixt Heaven And Earth)…. LOL…
This as well is too funny…. A documentary about Santa And Jesus being tag-team wrestlers. Where one suplexes your real faith into Jesus being the reason for the season, and the other body slams you until your wallet breaks loose and then puts you in a figure-four-leg-lock until you distract yourself with more “gift giving ideas.”#GODBeFunny.
Or maybe a game: